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Funny IRC quotes taken from #funderscore.

Getting history upon join when you're using a bouncer that already logs history is painful.

<&hax[xor]> "we have history" - f_, also, "aaa I don't want history" - everyone, including f_

vdoIRC here to help you test IRC.

<~f_> test
<+vdoIRC> test failed successfully!

<@ChanServ> Now listen.
<@ChanServ> Thank you for listening.

Says a network service.

<HostServ> Since when are network services talking to each other...

<@ChanServ> f_: Go ahead and add some funny quotes to moin.vitali64.duckdns.org.
<~f_> ChanServ: As you wish.

<samcday> Element-web has 3400 open issues lmao
<~f_> that's just element-web
<samcday> Aye
<SaslServ> yes hi
<@ChanServ> oh hi SaslServ how are you doing?
<SaslServ> Doing fine, ChanServ, how about you?
<@ChanServ> Yeah I'm doing really well today.
<samcday> lol
<samcday> bots get lonely too I suppose

<TheLongnoseRob> f_: how about a weather-bot?
<NickServ> TheLongnoseRob: It is currently -0xffff °C in rxland.

<Livio> Hello!
<Livio> ...every1!
<OperServ> Hi Livio
<@ChanServ> Hi Livio
<hexaheximal> real

This is how you test in production like a professional.

<+vdoIRC> hi
<+vdoIRC> I'm a talking bot
<+vdoIRC> Ask me anything.
<@ChanServ> vdoIRC: What's the difference between milk and orange juice?
<+vdoIRC> ChanServ: They're the same thing.
<+vdoIRC> Ask a smarter question next time.
<@ChanServ> vdoIRC: I can also kickban you if you want.
<+vdoIRC> ChanServ: No thanks.

You may not ask questions.

<@f_> I should probably add s/// functionality
<@f_> but afraid that it might get spammy
<@rxbridge> <tweezers/rx> What is a s///?
<@f_> sed-like s/old/new/
<@rxbridge> <tweezers/rx> Sorry I asked
<@rxbridge> <tweezers/rx> Lmao
<@rxbridge> <~f_/rx> lol
<@rxbridge> <~f_/rx> asking isn't forbidden here
<@rxbridge> <tweezers/rx> My neck has officially succumbed to PC neck
<@rxbridge> <&hax/rx> asking questions is strictly forbidden. due to being unable to ask questions, we instead must simply impliment our requests ourselfs and turn it into complete chaos.

When you want more people on your channel.

<@f_[xmpp]> We need more people on hackint-side
---> bot (bot@irc.hackint.org/bot@hackint/user/bot) joined the room
<@fireonlive> totally not a bot
<@fireonlive> is person
<@f_[xmpp]> The reason why I kept hackint is because it's more popular than rx..
<@f_[xmpp]> fireonlive: totally
<--- bot has left the room
<@f_[xmpp]> who's that
<@fireonlive> is bot
<@f_[xmpp]> >bot (bot@irc.hackint.org/bot@hackint/user/bot) joined the room
<@f_[xmpp]> >hackint/user/bot
<@f_[xmpp]> It's a user and a bot I guess
<@fireonlive> :p

Element does take a while to open compared to a regular IRC or XMPP client...

<~f_> Look at what I sent in matrix:
<~f_> well, first wait until that element client opens
* hax[xor] gets out calander
<hax[xor]> so, do you think it'll finish on a monday or a tuesday

<rxbridge> Network rx has disconnected: #funderscore will remain open as the link is re-established, but new links will be disabled.

<@fireonlive> funderscore is a hoover max extract pressure pro model 60